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TimK
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« on: August 02, 2010, 05:54:23 PM »

Whatever happened to all the great -- and not-so-great -- jokes that used to appear here?
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2010, 08:02:33 PM »

A patron walks into a bar and places the small bag he's carrying on the counter. He opens the bag, reaches in, and pulls out a 12" tall man, a piano and a bench.  The man sits and begins to play.

The patron reaches into the bag once more and pulls out a bottle. He hands it to the bartender, instructs him to rub the bottle between his hands and wait. The bartender does so and out of the mist appears a genie who grants him a single wish.

The bartender thinks for a minute then utters, "I wish for a million bucks!" Several seconds later, the bar room door opens and in walks a duck, then another, then another...soon the bar is filled with ducks and more are coming in by the second. The bartender, shocked and dismayed, exclaims; "Sir! I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

In which the patron interjects; "This genie is hard of hearing because I sure as he$$ didn't wish for a 12" pianist!"... BA-DUM

At that moment, a little person, a priest, and a rabbi walk into the bar; and the bartender states "What! Is this a joke?"

And THAT sir, is what happened to the 'not-so-great jokes' that use to appear here  Big Smile
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2010, 09:42:01 PM »

Quote from: TimK
Whatever happened to all the great -- and not-so-great -- jokes that used to appear here?

Here ya go:

http://rvitch.com/forum/index.php?topic=76828.0

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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2010, 04:41:18 AM »

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2010, 04:42:28 AM »

A sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Get out. We don't serve food here."
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2010, 05:54:05 AM »

Three strings walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "We don't serve your kind in here." So one of the strings ties a knot in itself, and frays one end. It goes back up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you one of those strings I just kicked out of here?" The string points at itself and says, "Nope, 'fraid not." (frayed knot)
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2010, 06:36:35 AM »

An Irishman walks out of a tavern on St. Patricks Day.

Hey, it could happen!

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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2010, 09:56:17 AM »

Y'all are killing me. I have to stop looking at this site while I'm at work.  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2010, 12:39:04 PM »

And then there's the Irishman who drowned in a vat of Irish whiskey.

He had to get out and pee three times first, though.
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2010, 06:29:52 PM »

I haven't seen John (jmichna) posting his jokes lately now that you mention it.   One of his personal good buddies in Nigeria must have finally sent him that boxcar load of money from their poor dead rich uncle the dictator.   Wink
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